Most modern day science would frown upon Jake Alden still being alive. He has, after all, eaten dog, cat, snake, shark, spider, centipede, ostrich, kangaroo, alligator, and, as a result of one unfortunate accident, human blood. He has also fallen into septic tanks, off of stages, and, somewhat more frequently, out of desks. He has had run-ins with retirement community police and guard dogs, and also high-velocity golf balls propelled by angry patrons of said communities.
Miraculously, however, Jake Alden is alive and well, and he's glad to be able to provide you and the rest of society with the latest happenings around Rock Bridge and Columbia as editorials editor for "The Rock" and Bearing News. Cheers.
To contact Jake, email him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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